Luscious-est ever Strawberries & Cream

Luscious-est ever Strawberries & Cream

History is loaded with many great aphrodisiacs: Oysters, looking like Brad Pitt, Chocolate, being Brad Pitt or the never-fail, chloroform. But, one that comes close to topping them all would have to be the humble Strawberry.

Strawberries.. What’s not to love about them? Beautiful little heart shaped fruits, so sweet and juicy, kind of like natures nipples. Only you dont need these to be stuck on 2 pounds of fat to be attractive. They are the perfect nibble to entice a little horizontal tango. This recipe takes the standard strawberries and cream, adds balsamic vinegar and sugar and ramps it up to eleventy

I can tell you that when I first discovered this luscious eat, it went right into the wank bank of horndog recipes, ready at a moments notice to induce some leg opening action.

I like to serve this up with whipped cream or clotted cream and biscotti or Italian sponge fingers…

You’ll need:

Punnet of Strawberries
Caster Sugar (fine)
Balsamic Vinegar
Hot date or sure thing

Cut strawberries in half and place in bowl 
Sprinkle with a couple of tablespoons of sugar, enough to generously coat them 
Drizzle over balsamic till covered 
Mix and cover with cling film & refrigerate for at least 15 minutes

Serve and enjoy.. oh yeah, good luck!